What the L

Yay!  It is a new week!  That means no more black and white photos.  My world can be colorful again.  I am very excited about that and couldn’t wait for The Lady to tell me what we were going to take pictures of today.  She said that all week we are going to be taking pictures of choral things.  

Every day this week we have to take pictures of people singing?  That was easy when we were in England because that is why we were there…so the choral people could sing every day.  (Mr. Guy and I just sat and listened, or drank tea and ate scones.  We don’t do choral stuff.). At home, I don’t see singing people every day.  I started to think that taking pictures this week might be even harder than the ones last week.

I asked The Lady if she was going to sing today.  She said that she wasn’t because she had too much work to do so I asked her who then was going to sing for us?  She looked confused.   “For our picture, because we need choral,” I said.

The Lady said, “Choral without an H.”  

We have to find someone singing songs that don’t have any H’s?  This picture stuff is getting harder and harder.  And then I thought, How would anyone know in a picture if the singers were singing songs with H’s.  

I tried to think of songs that I know with no H’s.  I decided maybe I could  sing Rocket Man or Yellow Brick Road  since Bohemian Rhapsody and Happy Birthday were off limits because of their H’s.  The Lady got a little annoyed with me because she was trying to work and I had Pandora playing Elton John kind of loud.  (I hope is doesn’t matter if the singer has an H in his name!)  She asked me why I was listening to Elton John over and over.  I told her I was trying to learn all the words so I’d be ready for our picture when she was done working.  For once, she looked more confused than me.

”Why do you need to learn an Elton John song for a picture?, she asked.

”Because you said we need a picture of choral without an H!”

“Not choral without an H!  Coral, the color coral, coral without an H!”

Hmm…coral, a color.  Maybe I should sing Color My World.  It has no H and has color.

The Lady and I finally got this all sorted out.  All I needed was to find something that was the color coral.  Next problem.  I had no idea what color coral is.  The Lady tried to explain to me that it was sort of orange and sort of pink but not really orange or not really pink.  (Maybe I was better off with black and white!)

I started pulling shirts out of drawer asking her if any of them were coral.  I found one with lots of colors.  She told me that it did have some coral in it.  Yay!  And it is one of my favorite shirts.  My friend Ms. Joni gave it to me!

It has coral without an H but coral with an L.  Even better a rainbow and an L for LOVE!  Anything that has to do with everyone loving everyone makes this furry little blue and orange (not coral) monster very happy!

Maybe I should sing All You Need Is Love.  It doesn’t have any H’s!